Un-Holi

Ah, it's that time of the year again. Let us join in collective mindless pandemonium & be un-evolved to celebrate our evolved selves. Let us paint the town red because we happen to possess an extra variety of optical cells. Let us revel in the bliss that we have yet again proved to ourselves that we as a race are a fucking joke. Live it up people. Use all your greens and blues and reds and yellows and paint a picture of retardedness. Pass the bhang, dunk that pint-sized prick, grope that cute neighbour, spread the joy in a cloud of colour, flash that rainbow grin & wish one and all, A Happy Holi...