The Preamble (as it should read).

We, the politicians of India, having solemnly resolved to constitute India into a quasi-sovereign, pseudo-socialist, comparatively secular, incompetently democratic, semi-republic and to secure to all its citizens: extortionate and leisurely justice; the illusion of liberty; superficial equality; and promote among them all, fraternity with poverty, misery n despair; in our constituent assembly, this twenty-sixth day of November, 1949, do hereby adopt enact and give to ourselves this grand placebo.